@ BlackCatz: Broken scanner = valid excuse. No worries. The hardware, it fails us all.
(Except maybe Mr.Chameleon, who was failed upon by photoshop. ;-p
*kicks photoshop* Bad software! Bad!)
@ Mr.McCleanhands & Mr.Chameleon:
I would like to thank the academy, several evil and depraved people i've come to consider friends, Margaret Cho and four cheap cans of lager.. I couldn't have written this without them.