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X4I : February 19th, 2011, 1:09 pm : ( x _ x ) -404- ( x _ x )
Okay, I poke the funny stick at it, but yeah.
There really is an error in my brain meats that needs fixing.
A while ago I was diagnosed with what seems to be an anxiety disorder. As far as I can remember it's always been there, but I think it's about time it left.
Thankfully the head-techies agree, and i'm going to be doing an intense 12 to 16 week tune-up session to get the old gray matter running a bit more smoothly.

I've been on a waiting list for quite a long time and now my number is finally up.
Now I had originally planned to just keep going with the comic and not tell you good folks what was going on, but i've come to realize that just isn't an option.

This is a very hard decision for me to take, but I think it has to be done and you people deserve to know what the hell is going on.
I've been working on this project for a very long time (I was writing for it several years before the first comic ever got posted) and it means the world to me. Now i'm not going to risk me derailing this project because i'm in the middle of some major brain fart and doing something stupid, like killing a main character or god knows what I might think of in such a state.

Here's what this means in terms of the comic:
Cute Little Hentai will be on hold for at least 12 weeks.

I know, I think it sucks too.

Now, I will be using StaleRage2.0 as an outlet while my brain's back in the shop. I can't promise it'll be any good.. (Actually I can promise it won't be. ;-p )
But hey, if you really can't make it 12 weeks without my doodles, you can still get your (rather disturbed) fix there.

-Sigh-

So.. Hang tight you wacky and wonderful people of the interwebs!
I will keep you folks posted and see you in late May / early June for more CLH.
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X4I : March 25th, 2011, 11:33 am : Writings from the funny farm 01
Okay, it's the one month mark.. (sort of)
Thank all you wonderful people for all your moral support. It means more than I can put into words.
(i'm working on that,so bare with me here. ;-p)

And by the way, you folks are both wonderful and batshit-crazy.
I just saw my stats for the first time in a month..
..A month I haven't posted anything in..
..How is it I have at the very least 500 page views a day?!
I mean, I loves you guy and gals, but wtf?! (Don't you people have jobs or schools to go to?)

So there is good and bad news:
I'll start with the good, hit you with the bad and then steamroll it with some self deprecating smart assery on my part.
The Good: I'm an emotional wreck. Doesn't sound good, but hey, it's like repairing an old car. Taking it apart takes time, patience and, at times, a bit of violence and cursing.
So me going more crazy than usual is a good sign, it means i'm getting to the core of the issues that need dealing with. Yay for me puking my guts out during therapy! (no really!)
Now the bad news; The food sucks! ;-p
No, no, sorry, wrong bad news, I meant the bad news that effects us all:
I'll be here for 16, not 12 weeks.. So there's as much time to go as last time I said thr was 12 weeks to go.
Le Meh!
Lets just hope that the artist fixing team can work some extra free super magic on my graymeats so y'all get an extra shiny cartoonist with 21 inch chrome spinners back when they done..

“Thank you Altrecht for pimpin' my mind!”

Anyhoodies, in completely unrelated news, a pair of Robins is nesting right next to our unit and they give no shit about humans being close. It's really weird and cewl to have one of those lil birds sit 3 feet away from you and give you the “whut? You never seen a bird get laid before?!” look..
..
You really needed to know that, didn't you?

Anyhow, happy spring time to everybody on the northern hemisphere!
To all those on the south, enjoy a beautiful fall!

Write to you good folks more later,
Your institutionalized doodle monkey.
User's Comments:
sammy : February 19th, 2011, 2:03 pm :
12 weeks?
fuck, i'll call my dealer, i need something to come down a bit
BlackCatz : February 19th, 2011, 4:32 pm :
12 weeks!?

Well, then, you're more important than CLH...so forget about us for now, okay? XD
WendyW (Guest) : February 19th, 2011, 4:48 pm :
We can wait.

I hope the course helps.
Good luck.
DV8_Killer : February 19th, 2011, 6:47 pm :
hey, at least it's not ending! cant wait for more and will be watching the other comic :)
sammy : February 19th, 2011, 7:38 pm :
Mr. McCleanhands : February 20th, 2011, 4:40 am : O_o
Happy Hunting for new inspirations dude!

Good luck..

(ps. i hope the food there is any good)
spazkillaz : February 20th, 2011, 4:21 pm :
Good luck we will miss you
Mr. McCleanhands : February 20th, 2011, 5:28 pm : O_o
Started reading from page one with a friend who had never seen any before. Cool to see how your style has changed. The first pages were a bit more "digital" looking and clean cut. Now there seem to be way more layers to the pages and more "feeling" in the pannels. Nice going Monkey!!

So to all you fans, start over, its just as much fun reading the second time around!
Germ (Guest) : February 20th, 2011, 11:21 pm :
Gimme a hammer! I'll fix em right up! (Smash! smash! Fart! Boom! Chicken clucking! Rapeage!) See! all better! :D
Mr. Chameleon : February 21st, 2011, 3:09 pm :
Good luck dude.
I don't care if it takes 30 weeks if that means they will patch you up.

If you need anything, just give me a call.
Mr. McCleanhands : February 21st, 2011, 3:52 pm : o_O
[i'm with stupid]
Joobaloob56 (Guest) : February 21st, 2011, 4:02 pm :
don't worry, man. If the grey matter needs a fixin, then that takes priority over anything else. I'll make sure not to delete CLH from my bookmarks in the meantime.
sammy : March 3rd, 2011, 10:30 am : awwww
awwww damnit, ive lost every feeling for space and time.
how long do i have to wait?
That same guy (Guest) : March 5th, 2011, 3:49 pm : I'm still going to be upset at you...
...for apologizing. How DARE you acknowledge and deal with personal issues!! :p
Felling sad (Guest) : March 6th, 2011, 1:32 pm : Get better
Forget about us for now, let them work on you head. Hope you get better.
Con (Guest) : March 30th, 2011, 10:32 pm : Hope its going well
Those figures are party my fault. I showed it to a few friends, one of whom sent it round his collage. You fan base here in London is faily exploding :D.

On a side not, you should be jailed for selling internet crack xD


Take it easy :)
sammy : April 4th, 2011, 12:04 pm :
@ X4I
damn man, im starting to gett dumb
YEAH, EVEN DUMBER THAN I ALREADY AM!
TELL THEM BITCHES TO GIVE YOU A NEW BRAIN, SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!!!!1!1!11oneleven
@con
hah yea im trying to create a fanbase in germany ^^
im already starting to create t-shirt designs ^^
Mr. Chameleon : April 10th, 2011, 12:46 pm :
@sammy: Show me the money!

I want one of those CLH Shirts!
Or mugs or coasters or thongs or whatever.
sammy : April 19th, 2011, 6:33 am :
im in berlin today, visiting my aunt and we will go and print the t-shirt
i will upload a pic so u jelly.
EDIT:
heyyyy i didnt noticed the message
16 weeks
well fuck but hey, a lil bit of porn and i can wait... maybe
we'll see ^^
Con (Guest) : April 19th, 2011, 7:06 pm : The wait, its killing me...
Christ. Everytime I read it, its like its totaly fresh.

@sammy, now thats a quality idea. CLH Tees. Why did I not think of this?

This, this is something I need to explore. I think I can get away with using actual strips from CLH as long as I give credit where due. (I'd love that .50cal special on a shirt).

I think a forum dedicated to this comic should be set up, so all the fan bases can merge :D.

T-Shrits hummmm... xD
sammy : April 20th, 2011, 3:47 am :
lol i wanted to print the .50cal special too but... uhhhh my mum didnt like it as much as i did, so i decided to print this
http://i55.tinypic.com/w1xq2d.jpg
Zero_Starlight : April 21st, 2011, 9:30 am : CLH Un-official Ebook
Hi,

My name's Zero_Starlight, but you can call me Zero. I'm here to let you guys know that hopefully, in the next couple of minutes, I will be putting the finishing touches on Cute Little Hentai Volume 1, this volume contains chapters 1 & 2, and is provided free of charge from my mediafire account. This way, you can enjoy all your CLH moments on the go. The default format of the Ebook is a .epub for eReaders, but there are numerous programs for conversion to the appropriate format.

Please enjoy, and if you have any questions or comments, please email me at ninjaboyjnw@gmail.com

Volume 2 and the Intermissions volume will be up sometime next week.

Catch you on the flip-side,
Zero

EDIT; 37 pages... 37 PAGES?! Sorry guys, Volume 1 will be up later than I was anticipating. But I WILL get it up today, don't you worry your heads about that! *Stands on rock as waves crash behind him* VIVA LA CUTE LITTLE HENTAI!!! *Wave overtakes rock*

UPDATE: Here's Volume 1; http://www.mediafire.com/?lbx2jv5s8rki800

Unfortunately a couple of the images were being difficult to resize, so it didn't come out the super best, but it came out pretty well considering.

Enjoy!
Zero
sammy (Guest) : April 22nd, 2011, 4:45 am :
ive got good news, bad news, more badnews and a thankyou
the thankyou first: ty zero, nice shit you got there
i totally forgott to update my pack and i promise, i will continue as soon as im back home, poopeels
now the bad news
im too lazy to login right now, but this isnt soooo incredible bad. it just sucks a little
now the more bad news
t-shit printing delayed AGAIN
looks like i will have to print them when im back in my town
and finally the good news: the 100 comics special will be on the t-shirt *millions of people sceaming "yaaaaay"*
but it will be on the back of the teeshee (thats what im calling them)
i will use both, the pirate ninja pic front) and the 100 pages special (back)
both in this rar file
http://www.multiupload.com/UFI8GU72K0
ive added the skull pattern, just in case you liked it and want it
lets see how many of you want one too *cha-ching*

naah jk, i will sell them for the same price i buy them.....maybe a euro or two more, so i have a little money and my mama wont piss me of that im such an ideot and why am i doing this and blaaah blaah blaah (mothers, you know)
sooo thats it
bye bye
see ya
im out
sammy : April 23rd, 2011, 1:33 pm :
sooooo im back in my town now (aaaaah, home sweET JESUS WHAT IS HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?)
will print as soon as my friends call me back so we can go and print the t-shirt(i hate going out alone) and then a bit booze and a bit of partay and i will upload pics of the t-shirt
stay tuned, ill go and order a pizza now
btw ill contiue the package right after i've finished my pizza, i promise
EDIT:
now, that was a big pizza, you know?
it was motherfucking JUMBO. and then portal 2 was released
i guess ive played more than the half of the game (THE GAME)
more story, more dialoges and more fun than portal 1
file is uploading right now, link in a few minutes
EDIT 2:
heres the link
http://www.multiupload.com/30U1F68ZJO
zero is a inspirational (does this word even exist?) little bastard
i will upload a cbz/cbr comic file too
EDIT 78783490365:
hers the cbz link
http://www.multiupload.com/LC8P4MALR9
i think its better than the rar
EDIT ∞:
Portal 2 finished (EPIC)
t-shirt, your birth is near
Mr. Chameleon : May 21st, 2011, 3:54 am :
@sammy: We are waiting for a shirt design..... ;)hehe
sammy (Guest) : May 24th, 2011, 10:27 am :
the design is online, but i can haz no money to print the t-shirt -.-
btw yes, i am too lazy to log in.....again
Guest : May 24th, 2011, 7:44 pm :
btw guess who'll be back in a few weeks? :D
Mr. McCleanhands : May 25th, 2011, 1:12 pm : o_O
Jezus? No, wait, THE EASTER BUNNY!!!
bunny (Guest) : June 6th, 2011, 10:06 am : hippitus hoppitus bunnyus
Good luck with the brain repair, waiting to read more, one of the few online comics i like.
DV8_Killer : June 21st, 2011, 1:58 pm :
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER XD! hope you'r progressing well in your issues!
sammy : June 25th, 2011, 9:45 pm :
money, y u no in my pocket?
DocPsycho : June 29th, 2011, 7:49 pm : new reader
I found this comic a couple of days ago and powered right through the archive-I love it! As someone with lots of brain issues myself, I wish you lots of strength and a good support system. Here's to seeing more comics here, as that'll be sign you're doing better!
Mr. Louis (Guest) : July 6th, 2011, 3:19 am :
Dude,
About time to catch up.. I know you are doing great(sort of).

See you soon,
TacBro.
Lones1011 (Guest) : July 16th, 2011, 9:21 am :
I hope things are going ok for you. I'll keep checking this site every couple of weeks.



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